What I Will Miss About Missouri...
My family
My friends
Victoria’s Secret Store 349
My car, Molly (we’ll be taking Steve’s car, Edna, a 1998 Escort. Not sure if this is a wise decision.)
My huge apartment (and the cheap rent)
88.3 The Wind
Andy’s Frozen Custard
Gas prices
Snow
The (relative lack of) traffic
Gift Connection
Autumn drives (the colors are beautiful)
Gailey’s
The St. Louis Cardinals
The stars
The fact that I’m considered “really tiny” here; in LA, I’ll be considered relatively average.
What I won’t miss about Missouri
Humidity
Ice
Lack of things to do
Wal-Mart
Tyson chicken (I watched Food, Inc....it’s bad stuff)
Humidity
Giant, gas-guzzling trucks without mufflers
“Miss me yet?” billboards with George W. Bush pictures (no, I don’t, actually)
Lack of recycling facilities
Humidity
The plethora of country music stations
Rain
Gun stores in the mall
Being in the middle of nothing (the closest major cities are Kansas City and St. Louis, and they are both about 3 hours away)
Humidity
The vehicle decals of that stupid little boy peeing on stuff
The political close-mindedness
The ridiculous amount of bugs
Rednecks
Faux Hipsters
SEMO Times
Humidity
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