Wednesday

Tallying my Losses and Gains

What I Will Miss About Missouri...

My family

My friends

Victoria’s Secret Store 349

My car, Molly (we’ll be taking Steve’s car, Edna, a 1998 Escort. Not sure if this is a wise decision.)

My huge apartment (and the cheap rent)

88.3 The Wind

Andy’s Frozen Custard

Gas prices

Snow

The (relative lack of) traffic

Gift Connection

Autumn drives (the colors are beautiful)

Gailey’s

The St. Louis Cardinals

The stars

The fact that I’m considered “really tiny” here; in LA, I’ll be considered relatively average.


What I won’t miss about Missouri

Humidity

Ice

Lack of things to do

Wal-Mart

Tyson chicken (I watched Food, Inc....it’s bad stuff)

Humidity

Giant, gas-guzzling trucks without mufflers

“Miss me yet?” billboards with George W. Bush pictures (no, I don’t, actually)

Lack of recycling facilities

Humidity

The plethora of country music stations

Rain

Gun stores in the mall

These things

Being in the middle of nothing (the closest major cities are Kansas City and St. Louis, and they are both about 3 hours away)

Humidity

The vehicle decals of that stupid little boy peeing on stuff

The political close-mindedness

The ridiculous amount of bugs

Rednecks

Faux Hipsters

SEMO Times

Humidity

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